We’ve blown up the balloons. We’ve baked the cake. We’ve even threaded our eyebrows. Why? Because it’s Kerry (Jean as in Jacket) Deitrick’s 25th BIRTHDAY!!!! If you need a moment to dance, shimmy and shake, please feel free to do so now (dance pause).
(Whoof. I did sooo much shimming.)
You may be wondering why such a big fuss over a 25th birthday, (you better not be wondering that)… Kerry has waited her whole life for something special, something magical, something…enough beating around the bush… Kerry has been waiting to grow into her laugh/signing voice! Yep, at 25 the world has it’s fingers crossed, hoping her pretty little face will match that 40 year old, Sally Field-esque, sexy soccer mom voice. Enough is enough. She’s ready to play mother on Broadway. She’s ready to openly laugh in a room full of people without them looking at her with puzzled expressions. But most of all, SHE better be ready to get her DRANK on tonight because it’s her 25th birthday!!!!!!
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Happy Birthday Young Lady!!
- Your friend/buddy/bromance/dawg/fellow OCDer/guy you cook food with sometimes/your 12 o’clock walk and friend hug/yeah/bye.









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Even though I didn’t get a chance to check them out…..sounds like you have some mighty nice friends ready and willing to celebrate your special day! Wish I could have been there to give you a big hug!
Love you, GMa