Kerry Facts

Just some random facts about a pretty girl named Kerry.

1. She loves onions.
2. Her favorite color is green.
3. She hates when people purposely lie to others about her favorite color (purple).
4. She smells like Clinique…and sometimes onions.
5. She gets sassy when someone says white wine is better than red.
6. She likes pickles.
7. She wears UGGs, but doesn’t bother wearing the attitude usually associated with them.
8. Men have said that her face might be the sexiest thing in all of Manhattan (well I always say it, and really, only a fool would disagree).
9. She won’t eat under-cooked food.
10. Sushi, a raw food, as in not cooked at all, is her favorite food.
11. She’s probably grinning right now and calling me ‘a shit.’
12. She often tells people she doesn’t like to talk while watching Lost…it’s a lie…she talks.
13. When she wears her black under armor pants her butt looks like two pumpkins squeezed together. (Who doesn’t love Halloween?)
14. She loves the water…just not the water in her apartment…especially when the heat is off.
15. Despite her father being her dentist, she was only allowed to pick one toy out of the treasure box after a cleaning. (Tough love)
16. Her favorite musical is Into the Woods.
17. Her favorite band is Coldplay.
18. Her favorite lunchtime snack…children (obviously a lie…she only eats children for breakfast).
19. She thinks macs are superior to pcs…they are, but she doesn’t have to rub it in.
20. I’m running out of facts and starting to lie…I’m sorry.
21. Her favorite animal is an elephant. Second is a zebra (she’s also known to wear zebra print from time to time).
22. The fact I was going to write here would have gotten me yelled at…so I’ll just skip it for now.
23. She doesn’t think Ryan Reynolds is gorgeous…fool (I’d eat an egg off of his chiseled belly).
24. She enjoys sleeping in. (Is it odd to wake up as the sun is setting? Kerry doesn’t think so.)
25. THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT… She’s going to have a fantabulous birthday!!!!!!!!! (In a terrible Lil Jon impression) WHAT!!!!!

Feel free to add your Kerry Facts, as there can never be enough.